I pulled out Elizabeth Elliot's "Keep a Quiet Heart" to look up a specific passage last night and came across this one as well. It's classic. I found myself guilty of #1 this morning--I was whining about cares to God first thing before I even opened my Bible and not even asking for the grace to handle them! (He is indeed gracious!)

Several Ways to Make Yourself Miserable
1. Count your troubles, name them one by one--at the breakfast table, if anybody will listen, or as soon as possible thereafter.
2.Worry every day about something. Don't let yourself get out of practice. It won't add a cubit to your stature, but it might burn a few calories.
3.Pity yourself. If you do enough of this, nobody else will have to do it for you.
4.Devise clever but decent ways to serve God and mammon. After all, a man's gotta live.
5.Make it your business to find out what the Joneses are buying this year and where they're going. Try to do them at least one better even if you have to take out another loan to do it.
6.Stay away from absolutes. It's what's right for you that matters. Be your own person and don't allow yourself to get hung up on what others expect of you.
7.Make sure you get your rights. Never mind other people's. You have your life to live, they have theirs.
8.Don't fall into any compassion traps--the sort of situation where people can walk all over you. If you get too involved in other people's troubles, you may neglect your own.
9.Don't let Bible reading and prayer get in the way of what's really relevant--things like TV and newspapers. Invisible things are eternal. you want to stick with the visible ones--they're where it's at now.


a voice in the desert... said...

good stuff...or..bad..stuff..but you're awesome and you know what I mean :)
[utterly adorable cowboy picture by the way!]

Mac said...

Is this a joke?

damaris said...

yes mac. the author is making a point about how one cannot do these things and expect to have joy. in other words, put off complaining, pride, self-centeredness, etc and put on thankfulness, care for others, etc.

Mac said...

I thought so...

Anonymous said...

This encouraged me (in the slap-on-the-face sort of way) on the day that I read it.